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lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

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"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."

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imsoshive:

Your regular voice vs your proper voice.

accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

(Source: kashimiru)

lol i yawn like a stroke victim

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bitrates:

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

(Source: bitrates)

officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

lulz-time:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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Lumpy Space Princess - Adventure Time